Telling Tales Outside of Class
A guinea pig in the sack, a bottle a wine, and thou
We were members of the Future Business Leaders of
America. We were having a sleepover and someone
brought several bottles of wine. After the second
bottle everything was funny and everyone was giggly.
We screamed as an unknown critter managed to escape
its cage and make its way throughout our sleeping
bags. It turned out to be a pet guinea pig. After
all the excitement Melody Potter, Jan Heaton, and
Karen Gore decided they needed to use the ladies room.
They were gone quite awhile when we heard a long
series of thumps, a bump and the door to the basement
creak open. There sat Jan, eyes glassed over, a
Cheshire cat grin across her face, waving and saying
"Hi. I fell down the stairs." The Red Light Friday
Night Gang Rules!